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The Insiders: What not to carry over the Sewalls Falls Bridge

The most thrilling, adrenaline-pumping, living-on-the-edge activity one can pursue in Concord today is one you’ve probably done many times in the past – driving over the Sewalls Falls Bridge! The city recently posted a notice warning drivers not to take any vehicles weighing more than 3 tons across the bridge. With that (and the safety of our loyal readers) in mind, we compiled a list of things that weigh too much to bring over the Sewalls Falls Bridge:

∎ Four Geo Metros

∎ One 2013 Cadillac Escalade

∎ Six dromedaries

∎ Five dromedaries (obese)

∎ 25.5 Matt Bonners

∎ 1,088,640 post-1982 pennies

∎ 20 government fat cats

∎ 1,851 copies of The Band’s Music from Big Pink on vinyl

∎ 34,482 copies of the Insider

Drive carefully!

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If you’re still concerned about making it over that bridge, do something about it! Drop by Zumba class at the West Street Ward House from 5:15 to 6:15 p.m. today and shed some pounds – it could save your life! Drop-ins pay $8. For more information, visit zumbafitness

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