Letter: You call this warming?
Well, what do I tell my friends now? Is this called “man-made global warming,” “man-made climate change” or just “weather”?
Looks like Al Gore was right when he chose the “hockey stick graph” after all! Can we ask Gore to fly his corporate jet over New Hampshire? Looks like we need just a wee bit more CO2 in our atmosphere this year, but not too much, please.
We don’t want it to be hot in July when the annual global warming/climate change/weather predictions come during the also-annual heat wave.
Of course, as I look out on all the global warming/climate change/weather accumulating not in inches, but feet, you understand my anticipation! Better get back to shoveling my global warming/climate change/weather – 10 more inches just fell.
Now, I know I left my old can of Freon around here somewhere – oh yes, there it is, right behind the latest publication from the Flat Earth Society.