The Insiders: Today we give thanks to you, our readers
Today, readers, is a day of giving thanks, and we’d like to thank you for reading this column, even if it was just by accident or you simply hate-read it every day in hopes of becoming angry enough to write another letter to the editor. There’s not a lot going on around town today, as you can imagine, so, as we did at Easter time, we thought we’d offer up a holiday recipe you can make at home.
Directions: 1. Invite your entire extended family over.
That’s the end. It’s a little something we like to call, recipe for disaster.
Happy Thanksgiving, all. If you need us, we’ll be over here in a turkey-induced food coma.
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