Fake lake take
Things are so much better now that Lake Ontario is Lake America. Just minutes after Trump’s Presidential Order renamed the Great Lake, gas immediately dropped a dollar a gallon and housing became affordable. The Canadians trembled in their hockey skates, Iran cried “Uncle” and the Chinese said to themselves let’s buy American. Yep, Donny, you really solved all our problems with this one!
Would someone from Trump’s base tell me how their life has improved, or how they think it might improve, by the imaginary renaming of Lake Ontario?