If Iran Hormuz
With apologies to Dr. Seuss, for the second time in a short period of time. And to young Gerald McGrew, who thought about running the zoo.
If Iran Hormuz said old Donald NoCluz, there’d be a few changes, I tell you, a few. No more ayatollahs and not one single mullah. Let’s toll on the Strait and make U.S. some moolah. Oh, wait, that’s illegal, so cancel the tolls now. But Iran got the idea that the Strait is a cash cow.
The Strait’s where the oil flows, it’s backed up to Saudi. So now it’s expensive to fill up my Audi. Costs 100 bucks to gas up Chevy trucks. Maybe this Iran plan (or the lack of one) sucks. Don’t worry, we’ll bomb them way back to the Stone Age. And then, for good measure, we’ll grab their whole oil base.
When we’re done with Iran we’ll whack Canada too. I never saw tariffs that I wouldn’t do. They make me feel warm and they make me feel fuzzy. I don’t smoke or drink but tariffs make me feel buzzy.
I may lose the midterms, but sometimes you must choose. If Iran Hormuz said Old Donald NoCluz.