Pam Bondi, the Mylar Party queen
Pam Bondi sat before the house oversight committee solemnly raising her right hand and swearing to tell the truth … And then proceeded to tell a monumental whopper!
In her opening statement she passionately stated that her department and this administration was doing the most important job of “keeping America safe.”
She said that the military had shot down Mexican cartel drones that were crossing the border into American airspace. Well, just in case you were worried about this the Customs and Border Patrol was on top of it! They had received from the Pentagon military grade lasers courtesy of Pete Hegseth to deal with this “threat.”
Armed and ready, they fired away. America saved again. Trouble is, there were no drones. It seems that the culprits were mylar party balloons! These insidious invaders probably came from a birthday party or retirement celebration. I’m sure Christy Gnome is on top of this and the party goers will be rounded up and shipped to some detention center for questioning.
Again, this fact-free administration rushed to judgement, made their pronouncements, this time under oath, and the public is left to deal with the collateral damage of lies they proffer.
Pam Bondi should be held to account for this and other lies she spewed during her testimony. Lying under oath to Congress is a crime. She needs to be impeached.