4/1/2020 4:48:03 PM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Stating that the “sanctity of media credential rules is vital to the integrity of the game,” NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on Wednesday handed down a stern punishment against the New En...
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3/18/2020 12:05:08 PM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick on Tuesday neared completion of his 20-plus-year plan to destroy the franchise he works for while destabilizing all of civilization.
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1/5/2020 1:05:15 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Huge Patriots fans who are also objective and realistic are enjoying the spoils of defeat after New England’s 20-13 season-ending loss to the Tennessee Titans on Saturday at Gillette Stadium i...
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1/3/2020 2:57:49 PM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — According to experts and observers, the television program, “Patriots” starring Bill Belichick and Tom Brady will broadcast its final episode on CBS this Saturday at 8:15 p.m.
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12/29/2019 11:08:26 PM
Sad Tom Brady wonders what could have been had the Patriots been less conservative at the end of the first half.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots suffered a devasting loss at Gillette Stadium on Sunday to the Mi...
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12/21/2019 9:57:03 PM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — All things end. Dinosaurs, the Roman Empire? Bye. All life, the entire known universe and the New England Patriots Dynasty are headed in the same direction. Going, going and eventually … gone...
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12/13/2019 3:02:23 PM

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick is on to Cincinnati ... and that's the problem.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots are once again embroiled in scandal as the NFL investigates their attempt to th...
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12/8/2019 10:07:53 PM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots — normally beneficiaries of a league-wide conspiracy to assure their success — lost to the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday at Gillette Stadium, 23-16, when official...
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12/5/2019 7:56:50 AM

Patrick Mahomes has only suffered two losses to the Patriots in his career. AP File.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — For the second time in five weeks, the New England Patriots find themselves preparing to face a...
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11/24/2019 9:49:22 PM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots’ overrated, no-name defense, which is absolutely not historic or significant in any sense — and how dare you suggest it is — were brutally savaged for thre...
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10/27/2019 9:43:57 PM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Second-round draft stud Nick Chubb ran wild on Sunday, gaining 131 yards on 20 carries with two fumbles to help the New England Patriots beat the Cleveland Browns 27-13 at Gillette Stadi...
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10/11/2019 12:42:58 AM

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — With a gritty victory in swirling winds amid a slew of injuries to key personnel, the New England Patriots proved they are not Super Bowl material by defeating the New York Giants 35-14 ...
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