Can the Patriots keep bailing themselves out with superior play?
10/29/2018 3:45:16 PM
In-season pickup Kenjon Barner is expected to fill for injured Rookie Draft Bust Sony Michel tonight. Michel leads the Patriots in rushing.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Heading into Monday night’s game at Buffalo, the New E...
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Patriots defeat NFL's worst unstoppable behemoth
10/15/2018 2:14:56 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The Patriots defeated the previously unbeaten Kansas City Chiefs 43-40 in a thrilling game on Sunday night at Gillette Stadium, knocking off the worst unstoppable behemoth in the NFL.
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Will extra time help Patriots figure out KC’s horrendous defense?
10/13/2018 1:43:49 PM
Tom Brady and the Patriots offense had three extra days to figure out a Chiefs defense that is giving up a league-worst 461.8 yards per game.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Thanks to schedule-makers, the New En...
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Injuries, drops, short week bail out lifeless husk of Patriots Dynasty
10/5/2018 12:29:28 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Thanks entirely to a rash of injuries on the opposite sideline, frequent drops by opposing receivers and a short week for their opponent to prepare, the lifeless husk of the Patriots Dynasty salvaged a...
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Embarrassing draft bust Sony Michel sparks weaponless Patriots in 31-point victory
9/30/2018 7:36:14 PM
Sony Michel had 112 yards and 25 carries with a touchdown for New England on Sunday.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — A week after proving that Bill Belichick is an egomaniacal terror incapable of drafting talent in the National Football League,...
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Belichick has engaged Doomsday Protocol against Patriots
9/27/2018 3:55:16 PM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Spurred by his notorious ego and a newfound thirst for not winning, Patriots head coach and general manager Bill Belichick has apparently engaged the long-rumored Doomsday Protocol he long ago devised to de...
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Can the Patriots Dynasty survive an 11-point Week 2 road loss?
9/20/2018 11:53:40 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots dynasty is teetering on the edge of oblivion this week after the team lost a road game in Week 2 of the regular season by the unfathomable deficit of 1.6 touchdowns.
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Patriots steal a win despite absence of coveted backup QBs
9/9/2018 7:27:05 PM
The player the Patriots received in the Jacoby Brissett trade had seven catches for 66 yards and a touchdown in Sunday's win over Houston.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots overcame the conspicuous absence of t...
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Update: Big answers to the most important Alex Guerrero questions
8/27/2018 2:36:49 PM
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — This post updates a Q&A from A...
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Patriots Mailbag: Does water elevate testosterone (and other Alex Guerrero questions)?
8/24/2018 2:54:26 PM
Julian Edelman will be suspended four games at the start of this season.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Occasionally, in the course of generating thousands of headlines per hour, a Patriots beat reporter runs out of ideas. It i...
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Patriots spoil otherwise fun Lane Johnson Day
8/17/2018 12:22:37 AM
Eagles tackle Lane Johnson, having the time of his life.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — An otherwise festive Lane Johnson Day was less fun than anticipated for the honoree as his Philadelphia Eagles dropped a p...
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How Patriots backup Brian Hoyer became the winningest QB in Browns history
8/15/2018 11:17:32 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — In 1999, the NFL launched an expansion franchise in Cleveland, called it the “Browns” and began pretending it was the same organization that won the 1964 NFL Championship with Jim Brown, fired Bill Belich...
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