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Dave Brown is a freelance correspondent who covers the New England Patriots for the Concord Monitor.

Embarrassing draft bust Sony Michel sparks weaponless Patriots in 31-point victory

9/30/2018 7:36:14 PM
Sony.jpgSony Michel had 112 yards and 25 carries with a touchdown for New England on Sunday.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — A week after proving that Bill Belichick is an egomaniacal terror incapable of drafting talent in the National Football League,...
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Belichick has engaged Doomsday Protocol against Patriots

9/27/2018 3:55:16 PM
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Spurred by his notorious ego and a newfound thirst for not winning, Patriots head coach and general manager Bill Belichick has apparently engaged the long-rumored Doomsday Protocol he long ago devised to de...
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Can the Patriots Dynasty survive an 11-point Week 2 road loss?

9/20/2018 11:53:40 AM
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots dynasty is teetering on the edge of oblivion this week after the team lost a road game in Week 2 of the regular season by the unfathomable deficit of 1.6 touchdowns.
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Patriots steal a win despite absence of coveted backup QBs

9/9/2018 7:27:05 PM

Dorsett.jpgThe player the Patriots received in the Jacoby Brissett trade had seven catches for 66 yards and a touchdown in Sunday's win over Houston.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots overcame the conspicuous absence of t...
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Update: Big answers to the most important Alex Guerrero questions

8/27/2018 2:36:49 PM

AG-PatsHead.jpgImage created by Twitter user: @DesignatedKyle.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — This post updates a Q&A from A...
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Patriots Mailbag: Does water elevate testosterone (and other Alex Guerrero questions)?

8/24/2018 2:54:26 PM

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Julian Edelman will be suspended four games at the start of this season.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Occasionally, in the course of generating thousands of headlines per hour, a Patriots beat reporter runs out of ideas. It i...
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Patriots spoil otherwise fun Lane Johnson Day

8/17/2018 12:22:37 AM
DkxW3jdW4AIDk4U.jpgEagles tackle Lane Johnson, having the time of his life.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — An otherwise festive Lane Johnson Day was less fun than anticipated for the honoree as his Philadelphia Eagles dropped a p...
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How Patriots backup Brian Hoyer became the winningest QB in Browns history

8/15/2018 11:17:32 AM
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — In 1999, the NFL launched an expansion franchise in Cleveland, called it the “Browns” and began pretending it was the same organization that won the 1964 NFL Championship with Jim Brown, fired Bill Belich...
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Belichick foolishly denies Brady reps in genius move to preserve QB

8/10/2018 12:02:34 AM
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FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Bill Belichick foolishly denied Tom Brady much-needed reps in the Patriots preseason opener on Wednesday in a wise move to preserve his quarterback for the regular season.
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Patriots mathematically eliminated from regular season

7/26/2018 11:49:38 AM

Pats-eliminated.jpgPatriots head coach Bill Belichick.

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Due to a fun deficiency, the acquisition of players you haven’t heard of, and the failure to make a quarterly accounting of Malcolm Butler&...
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TB12, Alex Guerrero implicated in thing that hasn’t happened yet

6/7/2018 11:02:55 PM

Image screencapped from the TB12 Sports web site, a place where they never shut up about drinking water.
 
According to reports, it’s totally fair to suspect the involvement of Tom Brady’s business, TB12 Sports, and his trainer, Alex Guerrero, of s...
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Patriots have successfully laundered compensation from the Garoppolo trade

5/6/2018 1:22:24 PM

Patriots Director of Player Personnel Nick Caserio on Day 2 of the NFL Draft shortly after the Pats executed a series of moves that made the Jimmy Garoppolo trade untraceable. 

FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — A forensic investigation of the 2018 NFL Draft has revealed that the New England Patriots s...
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