9/9/2018 7:27:05 PM
The player the Patriots received in the Jacoby Brissett trade had seven catches for 66 yards and a touchdown in Sunday's win over Houston.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — The New England Patriots overcame the conspicuous absence of t...
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8/27/2018 2:36:49 PM
Image created by Twitter user: @DesignatedKyle.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — This post updates a Q&A from A...
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8/24/2018 2:54:26 PM
Julian Edelman will be suspended four games at the start of this season.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Occasionally, in the course of generating thousands of headlines per hour, a Patriots beat reporter runs out of ideas. It i...
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8/17/2018 12:22:37 AM
Eagles tackle Lane Johnson, having the time of his life.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — An otherwise festive Lane Johnson Day was less fun than anticipated for the honoree as his Philadelphia Eagles dropped a p...
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8/15/2018 11:17:32 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — In 1999, the NFL launched an expansion franchise in Cleveland, called it the “Browns” and began pretending it was the same organization that won the 1964 NFL Championship with Jim Brown, fired Bill Belich...
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8/10/2018 12:02:34 AM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Bill Belichick foolishly denied Tom Brady much-needed reps in the Patriots preseason opener on Wednesday in a wise move to preserve his quarterback for the regular season.
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7/26/2018 11:49:38 AM
Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — Due to a fun deficiency, the acquisition of players you haven’t heard of, and the failure to make a quarterly accounting of Malcolm Butler&...
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6/7/2018 11:02:55 PM
Image screencapped from the TB12 Sports web site, a place where they never shut up about drinking water.
According to reports, it’s totally fair to suspect the involvement of Tom Brady’s business, TB12 Sports, and his trainer, Alex Guerrero, of s...
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5/6/2018 1:22:24 PM
Patriots Director of Player Personnel Nick Caserio on Day 2 of the NFL Draft shortly after the Pats executed a series of moves that made the Jimmy Garoppolo trade untraceable.
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — A forensic investigation of the 2018 NFL Draft has revealed that the New England Patriots s...
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4/26/2018 3:14:38 PM
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. — According to reports from ESPN’s Adam Schefter, only two players have officially committed to play for the New England Patriots this season as the team heads into the 2018 NFL Draft on Thursday.
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2/4/2018 11:25:39 PM
MINNEAPOLIS — The stupid Philadelphia Eagles ruined everything on Sunday, turning in a stellar performance in what may be the greatest football game ever played, to win Super Bowl LII over the Patriots, 41-33.
If not for the relentless and gutsy performance by the Eagles, ...
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2/2/2018 6:59:14 PM
Genius Americans crowd into mall to watch football guys talk about football.
BLOOMINGTON, Minn. — According to sources reporting from everywhere, the entire genius country that is the United States of America totally hates the New England Patriots and would rather see another team in ...
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